Most to Least Funniest Signs

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Scorpio
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

trinketsabernathy:

Effie Trinket: a transformation

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out alive this is no time for sugarcoating motherfuckers it’s go time

(Source: cindymayweather)

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

I only want this with you.

—(via insignify)

(Source: thesixwordlovestory)

(Source: chekovstilinski)

majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

Chris Sheffield, Ki Hong Lee, James Dashner, Dylan O’Brien, Alexander Flores, Kaya Scodelario, Jacob Latimore, Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Dexter Darden attend the Twentieth Century Fox and Teen Vogue screening of ‘The Maze Runner’

(Source: mazerun)

unicomb:

Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

absentlyabbie: